Dear People Who Are Bored and Lonely Enough To Waste Time By Being Douches To Me and My Friends,
When inflicting insults, be sure to use correct spelling, grammar and syntax. Otherwise, you won't sound like a jackass--but a STUPID jackass.
Go spend your time reading your Bible. There's something in it you must have missed--something about not judging others. (Matthew 7:1)
Besides, you're only encouraging us.