Dad: So, whadya do this weekend? Did you stay in town?
Me: I went to Cornwall! I taught a Tarot class.
Dad: Oh! So, hanging out with those anarchistic--vegan--Wiccan--people out in the woods sacrificing animals and Republicans and stuff?
Me: No. And no, we don't sacrifice animals or people.
Dad: You don't? You don't sacrifice anything?
Me: Sometimes we sacrifice vegetables.
Dad: I think you Wiccans should sacrifice Sarah Palin. And just eat the vegetables.